hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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