Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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