so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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