Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
