Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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