I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
