cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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