Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
