Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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