Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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