I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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