It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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