Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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