Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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