Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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