How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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