Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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