Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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