It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
