No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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