what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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