I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize