Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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