Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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