Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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