theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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