He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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