im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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