I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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