how can u be prego again
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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