I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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