Swine flu. Run for my life!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
we're so committed to being not committed
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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