Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Farmville is her only friend.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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