why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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