I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize