Do you still have your period?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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