I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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