just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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