It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
