i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
sex in a hospital.. check
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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