they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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