Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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