: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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