I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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