I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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