So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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