I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i think i have herpe
just one?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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