i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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