he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
