Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize