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(601): View more from Mississippi

"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You left your underwear on the fireplace

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(613): View more from Ontario

I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....

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(619): View more from California

I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you

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(703): View more from Virginia

From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.

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(206): View more from Washington

He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning

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(706): View more from Georgia

Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line

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