So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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