ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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