I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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